Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Mark Wahlberg
as John
Seth MacFarlane
as Ted (voice)
Amanda Seyfried
as Samantha
Jessica Barth
as Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi
as Donny
Morgan Freeman
as Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
as Sam J. Jones
Patrick Warburton
as Guy
Michael Dorn
as Rick
Bill Smitrovich
as Frank
John Slattery
as Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
as Joy
