Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.
Robert Caso
as Frank I / Ethel
Kevin Schon
as Frank II / Mirabelle
Courtney Gibbs
as Misty Blue / Joanne
Herb Edelman
as Rupert Hess
Brian Thompson
as Bruno
M. Emmet Walsh
as Garcia / Gesundheim
Shannon Tweed
as The First Class Stewardess
Zsa Zsa Gabor
as The Stewardess
Little Richard
as Airborne Mustard Lover
John Vernon
as Von Bulo
Alex Cord
as Herskovitz
Yvonne De Carlo
as Mrs. Hess
