Turo is stuck in a small village and the best thing in his life is being the lead vocalist for the amateur metal band Impaled Rektum. He and his bandmates have practiced for 12 years without playing a single gig. The guys get a surprise visitor from Norway -- the promoter for a huge heavy metal music festival -- and decide it's now or never. They steal a van, a corpse, and even a new drummer to make their dreams a reality.
Johannes Holopainen
as Turo Moilanen
Samuli Jaskio
as Lotvonen
Antti Tuomas Heikkinen
as Jynkky
Max Ovaska
as Pasi / Xytrax
Minka Kuustonen
as Miia
Ville Tiihonen
as Jouni Tulkku
Kai Lehtinen
as Kujanpää
Chike Ohanwe
as Oula
Pirjo Lonka
as Nursing Home Pirjo
Martti Syrjä
as Lotvonen's Father
Sinikka Mokkila
as Lotvonen's Mother
Pertti Sveholm
as Municipal Manager
